I write. Alot.

Whether it's composing a witty retort, a 'I'm so sorry' email or a scathing insult, I write.

Recently I've discovered eBay. Ok, that's not true. I've spent much time and money on eBay over the years, from cameras and books to a wedding dress and chocolates. Recently, I decided to sell.

I've created a monster. I'm looking for more things to sell, just so I can spend time describing the sillyness that so many objects have subjected me to over the years. I've found that it doesn't have to be fabricated to be absurd and amusing - it's all in the way you look at it (or it's all in the hips - either way...) And I'm not even caring about what they sell for, some items I'm secretly wishing DON'T sell so I can relist them and amuse people for another 10 days.

Anyway. While it's been gratifying to get random comments on eBay from people telling me they appreciate me, it's suddenly dawned on me that I can have my writings up here and not have to worry about the auction ending!

I hope you get a little spark of sunshine in your day, either from what you read here or from the child who just wrote their name in urine on your car door.

much like,

Alice

No real journal entry I'm afraid (I couldn't cheat on myspace, she's a cruel and jealous mistress).

Oh, and I'm in the process of scanning some older pics to put up here. I love film, and only have a few digital pics that I rate as highly!

Regards,

Alice